The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci | 15 April, 1452 - 2 May, 1519
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx | 5 May, 1818 - 14 March, 1883
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Norma Jeane Mortenson | 1 June, 1926 - 5 August, 1962
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous Leonard Huxley | 26 July, 1894 - 22 November, 1963
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Mary Jane "Mae" West | 17 August, 1893 - 22 November, 1980